10 Conversations That Prove That You Are On A Student Ministry Retreat

1. I'm Cold -- Well you look wet -- yea, I jumped into the lake (water temp 40 degrees) -- why did you jump in the lake with jeans and a sweatshirt on? -- I thought it would be fun, I am still cold -- Why don't you take your wet clothes off and put dry ones on -- I only have shorts and a T-Shirt left -- do you have any other clothes -- yea, but I don't want to get my other pair of jeans dirty before tomorrow
2. After you return from a weekend -- Hey are your parents picking you up? -- Yea, but they are going to be about 30 minutes, they wanted to make sure we were at the church before they came
3. I NEED my cell phone for emergencies, my parents said you would understand
4. I need my laptop for journaling
5. My iPod only has Christian music on it -- why were you just singing AC/DC Highway to Hell while you were listening to your iPod? -- Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
6. I am tired, do I have to go to chapel and listen to the speaker
7. How fast can we get home, because I have a lot of stuff to do -- do you have a lot of homework -- not really, I just need to talk to my friends, take a shower, eat real food, and watch Desperate Housewives
8. I have to go to the bathroom -- didn't you go 15 minutes a go when we left the gas station? -- no, the bathrooms were gross and I didn't want to go in there
9. I still have to go to the bathroom REALLLY bad, I think I read somewhere that you can die if you don't go
10. What did you get out of tonight? I accepted Jesus into my life for the first time! Thanks for inviting me.

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